Keep 'Stache / Shave 'Stache
nkta:
Keep up the novelty / Stop being called a dad all the time.
KEEP STACHE KEEP STACHE KEEP STACHE
this should be the obvious choice, nikita.
GREAT IDEA OF THE DAY: Bike flask
Hipsters around the world, give thanks.
whiskey loves you.
192 - Post-Rock
Lines, lines, lines! I love inky lines, always. Check out gribblescribble for more inky lines. Some lines are pencily. I like those, too.
Jack: Bob had bitch tits. This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob. Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen.
Tyler: You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
The Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.
Why He’s Hot:
- His voice. Whether he’s just talking, with his adorable Scottish accent despite his home being England, or he’s singing like in Moulin Rouge, he has the voice of a angel and you can’t help but fall in love with him.
- Only he can manage to look so adorable and so sexy at the same time, even when he’s dressed like a dork.
- He makes men like Jonathon Ross, who compared him to a puppy, want to turn gay for him. Even straight men fall in love with Ewan McGregor and his beautiful eyes.
- His performance as a priest in Angels and Demons makes you want to do all kinds unholy things to him, and I’m sure he’d enjoy a little role playing: he is an actor after all!
- He’s a family man, with a wife and children. His love for his family makes him twice as sexy. And, even his wife is hot. Maybe you could two have fun fighting over him…
